Joe Theismann on the T.O. situation, ladies and gentlement. Surely, prose such as this would be the envy of Dickens and Kipling.
I'm not sure who would want Owens, though. He's thrown Jeff Garcia under the bus and waited for the buses to line up to pick up kids to throw McNabb under them. If I was a quarterback and he became my teammate, I'd look out for buses because nothing has changed.